The DNC might also want to buy takingnames.org.

Visit www.kickingass.org, and you’ll see that the colorful domain name is owned by the tough-talking Democratic National Committee. But there’s little on the page besides the phrase “The Democratic Party” and a picture of President Obama surrounded by a cheering crowd. A disclaimer explains the lack of content. “We’re doing some work. We’ll be back in a little while,” reads a message in the lower-left corner.

And we thought such kicking was all in a day’s work for political operatives.

Martial arts aside, at least the DNC knows the real way to deliver roundhouses to opponents’ posteriors: the page features a “contribute” button linking to a Democratic fundraising site.