Joseph Torsella, the U.S. ambassador for management and reform, this week prudishly proposed that “negotiation rooms should in future be an inebriation-free zone.” But teetotaling hasn’t seemed to do much for our very own gridlocked Congress.
The apparently sober negotiations on Capitol Hill have led to agreement on exactly nothing, with the sequester stalemate as the best (worst?) example. And so we wonder if the United States should learn a little something from the United Nations about how to get things done with a little spirit (or spirits).
Column Lynch reports for Foreign Policy that the rooms where the marathon U.N. budget negotiations took place last December were stocked with all manner of libations. Some say everyone was indulging, while others contend that the principals were sober, while the booze was just there to entertain those who had to wait around.
“The drinking, in some cases, is an integral part of the negotiations — a social lubricant offered up to soften an adversary’s negotiating position,” Lynch reports.
Just something for lawmakers pondering the sequester — and for President Obama, who’s hosting Republicans for dinner Wednesday — to think about.
Might as well give it a shot — or three.