If getting pepper-sprayed in Wal-Mart while fighting a 70-year-old for the last waffle iron on aisle five isn’t your idea of an enjoyable shopping scene, perhaps a kinder, gentler — and more Washington-flavored — excursion is in order.

We humbly submit the Loop’s sometimes-annual gift guide, perfect for steering you to the gear sure to delight the wonky and hard-to-please on your holiday list.


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There are several models to choose from on CafePress.com, including a pair featuring the word “No!” on one shoe and “Yes!”on the other, to another that read “Flip for Mitt” on one, and “Flops for Mitt” on the other.


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And there’s something for everyone at noted Washington jeweler Ann Hand. Her shop offers those lovely Swarovski campaign pins that make for a classy alternative to a loud plastic button. Choose from “Obama 2012,” and all of the top Republican candidates (yes, even Ron Paul!).

As a broader theme, we continue to note that there are classier options for Republican gifts than their Dem counterparts. For example, the Capitol Hill Club offers GOP merchandise that a member of the 1 percent might like. Cuff links, for example, or a subtle elephant-print silk tie. Or a Limoges box.

In contrast, Democrats have options that are far more... well, Everyman. Take the tote bags and pink “Democratic Woman” T-shirts offered at the Democratic National Committee's site.

They’d be much more at home at the neighborhood bar than the boardroom.