Eddie Murphy arrives at the Kennedy Center. (Matt McClain/Post)

Eddie Murphy, king of comedy

Murphy didn’t tell a joke for almost three decades — until he came to the Kennedy Center to receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

Vester L. Flanagan, 41, a former employee of the Roanoke station, is believed to have posted videos online showing him shooting the crew.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is immoral. He won’t read assignment.

A Duke freshman thinks ‘Fun Home’ is  immoral. He won’t read assignment.

POSTEVERYTHING | He says his beliefs extend to pop culture and artwork depicting sex acts.

Local

Disastrous morning for Metro: Train derailment and troubles on all 6 rail lines

DR. GRIDLOCK | Metro had a bad, bad morning. Smoke was reported at the Fort Totten stop on the Green Line and there troubles on other lines, plus a train derailed on the Silver Line.

Sports

The Eagles spent more than a year in disarray. Can they fix things?

Chip Kelly is gone. Sam Bradford isn’t. Is that enough for Philadelphia to have a bounce-back season?

Technology

Google drives its parent company, Alphabet, to a $4.9 billion profit

Google credits discipline with growing profit, even with big investments in experiments.

Business

The future of vegetables is ugly

INNOVATIONS | Don’t be such a snob about what you eat.