Taiwan’s Next Media Animation has caught wind of The Washington Post’s sale to Amazon’s Jeff Bezos, and the video is every bit as ridiculous as you might expect. Things are semi-serious for the first minute, before they quickly devolve in to a strange media dream of pantsless CEOs (safe for work), spaceships and misspellings of Katharine Graham’s name. Truly bizarre and not nearly as funny as some previous iterations of this treatment.

If you have two-three minutes of your life you don’t need back, tune in. The funniest part is that there’s a panda appearance which is apparently completely uncorrelated to, you know, our own panda-mania.