Closing government isn’t funny, but resilient Washingtonians and others are trying to make the best of it. And what are you doing? Here are a few #shutdownpickuplines from Twitter, both laughers and groaners:

Want more? Not ready to Shut. It. Down? Here are the best from the departed local Web site TBD.com, from its 2011 list.

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One move and the pandacam gets it

If they check their email, they’ll be breaking the law

Oh well, at least there’s cheap burgers and booze