Rest easy, D.C. Public Schools parents: Unless your children go to recently renovated School Without Walls in Foggy Bottom, which is having masonry issues, they’ll be in school tomorrow. And, yes, that’s hilarious.
In other news:
D.C.’s earthquake history (GGW)
Fox News based its tilting Washington Momument reportage on the rumorings of an unidentified cop (Erik Wemple)
No, not all D.C. schools were evacuated post-quake (D.C. Schools Insider)