Rest easy, D.C. Public Schools parents: Unless your children go to recently renovated School Without Walls in Foggy Bottom, which is having masonry issues, they’ll be in school tomorrow. And, yes, that’s hilarious.

In other news:

The damage at the National Cathedral is quite serious (Post Now, Atlantic)

D.C.’s earthquake history (GGW)

Fox News based its tilting Washington Momument reportage on the rumorings of an unidentified cop (Erik Wemple)

No, not all D.C. schools were evacuated post-quake (D.C. Schools Insider)

The council probe of Mayor Vincent Gray’s hiring is official, if not final (D.C. Wire, DCist)