‘Hey, cell phone honchos — help us out, eh?’ (Marvin Joseph/WASHINGTON POST)

In other news:

Unions rally against education cuts (Examiner)

A new Horace and Dickie’s ... in Takoma? (@HoraceandDickie)

This fellow is walking around covered in stamps — for a reason (@timcraigpost, City Paper)

It’s OK to sleep (DCist)

Paddleboatin’ ain’t easy (WTOP)