He sure did love bikes. (Bill O'Leary/WASHINGTON POST)

In other news:

Dude steals his bike back from thief (DCist)

Anacostia’s brand-spanking-new community health clinic (WUSA-TV, WJLA-TV)

Healy Hall has hands again (Vox Populi)

Roger Clemens trial: Borrring! (Crime Scene)

Totally worth it (Nationals Journal)