The Crimson Tide during better times — last year’s Turkey Bowl (Toni L. Sandys/WASHINGTON POST)

In other news:

Kwame Brown smoked an Arlington County board member in the Nation’s Triathlon (Patch)

A quantitative accounting of Dan Snyder’s campaign against supposed calumny (DCist)

Former Gray campaign chief Adam Rubinson now behind Florida Avenue business incubator (WBJ)

Rev. Bill Bennett of Good Success Christian Church enters Ward 7 race (Loose Lips)

Yes, UDC students get Hill internships, too (UDC release)