Not that kind of Bacon! (Courtesy of Paramount Pictures/PARAMOUNT)

In other news:

Kwame Brown makes a call, convinces “Mayor” Darrell Issa to hold off on hiring bill (D.C. Wire)

It’s official: Sekou Biddle vs. Vincent Orange again (D.C. Wire, DCist, WaTimes)

Mixed reviews for All Hands on Deck (Post)

A call for (another) D.C. procurement overhaul (Post editorial)

Starting a D.C. Council Twitter account can be tricky (TBD, DCist)