Park nice, or else. (Amanda Voisard/THE WASHINGTON POST)

In other news:

Judge rules accused wife-killer Albrecht Muth is no longer fit to represent himself (Crime Scene, Washingtonian)

With all due respect, Sen. Casey, relax (Nationals Journal)

If you go to only one Zoning Commission meeting, make it this one (G’town Metropolitan)

Un-unclaim your property! (WTOP)

Farewell and godspeed, Paul Craney (@DCGOP)