Police Chief Cathy L. Lanier peruses the illicit haul. (Marvin Joseph/WASHINGTON POST)

In other news:

Researchers say D.C. does a lousy job getting good jobs out of his economic development subsidies (Capital Business, DCFPI)

Marion Barry’s Jag is missing a wheel (@wisemana)

Michael Brown gets caught parking his Jeep like a jerk (New Columbia Heights)

Aw, man: Adams Morgan gives up its Festivus pole (PoP)

Rare sentence: “Mr. diGenova ... did not respond to repeated requests for comment.” (WaTimes)