Someone text this man some popcorn! (John McDonnell/The Washington Post)

In other news:

Former Washington Gas employees say they were pressured to minimize the severity of leaks. (WJLA-TV)

Friday’s stabbing at D.C. Star nightclub meant cancellation of Saturday’s boxing card. (The Ring, WTTG-TV)

Jack Evans says he won’t be calling hearings on the latest Office of Tax and Revenue theft allegations. (Examiner)

Capitol lemonade protesters refuse to give urine samples after arrest. (Daily Caller)

How Montgomery County is selling its bag tax. (MoCo)