Not the Volvo! (JONATHAN ERNST/REUTERS)

In other news:

Puppy brutally killed in Trinidad — $1,000 reward for arrest (TNA)

Falling tree in Meridian Hill park struck motorcyclist, leaving her partially paralyzed (DCist)

Feds said to be looking into Vincent Gray campaign sign vendors (Loose Lips)

No-good kids broke window and stole computers from brand-new Francis Gregory Library (DCist)

Harry Thomas’s SUV and motorcycle officially belong to Uncle Sam now (Examiner)