Cough it up! (YURI GRIPAS/REUTERS)

In other news:

Contrary to prior reports, Black Cat Bill — aka William Turner — is alive (Arts Desk, Erik Wemple, TBD)

D.C. Public Library offering fine amnesty (DCist)

Shaw’s Tavern is giving it one more go with the ABC Board (Young & Hungry)

No, D.C.’s tap water is not “notoriously bad” (Young & Hungry)

Ron Moten photo essay! (TBD)