(Nikki Kahn/THE WASHINGTON POST)

In other news:

Tax office employee pleads guilty to $400,000 theft (Post)

Verizon axes its free weather line (Post)

Tom Sherwood’s D.C. Council-themed zingers (Loose Lips)

Wal-Mart-themed flash mob tonight (Cap Biz)

INCIPIENT SQUIRREL FAMINE? (Rosenwald, Md.)