Go read something already! (Jeffrey Porter/For The Washington Post)

In other news:

Adams Morgan outdoor food bazaar shuts down under pressure from bricks-and-mortar businesses (DCist, Housing Complex, WAMU-FM)

D.C.’s Tenant Advocate says the rent is too damn high (WTOP)

See yourself parking illegally (PoP)

Omni Shoreham will make us whole through compost (WBJ)

Michelle Rhee wedding photo!!1!!1! (Sacramento Bee)