Nothing like a good old-fashioned “file burn.” (D.C. Police Union/D.C. Firefighters Association)

In other news:

Protesters organized by D.C. Vote tried to take their neighborhood gripes to House abortion bill’s sponsor — but his office was closed (D.C. Wire, Politico)

Three of four planned medical marijuana dispensaries get ANCs’ thumbs-up (DCist)

Save the boundary stones (GGW)

Sulaimon Brown speaks: “Mayor Gray should resign immediately if not sooner” (D.C. Wire)

Handy (