Save us! (Adam Hunger/Reuters)

In other news:

“A Guide for the Responsible Gentrifier” (City Paper)

Police link two Petworth assaults involving serious head trauma to Colorado tourist’s murder (Homicide Watch, WRC-TV)

The relative urbanity of D.C.’s planned Wal-Marts (BeyondDC)

There’s some real racist jerk hockey fans out there (D.C. Sports Bog)

But John Thompson isn’t too concerned about “a few ignorant people” (WAMU-FM)