For the defendant with a sense of humor. (Scott Rothstein)

In other news:

Metro turned 36 years old today (The Buzz)

Lincoln Theatre is not for sale, but it has a potential buyer (Housing Complex)

Rally at Dunbar High tomorrow in remembrance of Trayvon Martin (WUSA-TV)

DCPS beef: “pink slime”-free (DCist)

It’s coming: The Washington Post Cookbook (All We Can Eat)