Sulaimon Brown, law enforcement publicist. (Linda Davidson/THE WASHINGTON POST)

Best part: “Sergeant Boteler advised Defendant (Brown) that he was being placed under arrest for No DC permit and Failure to Obey a Lawful Order. Defendant (Brown) replied by stating Thats OK, you all know who I am, Ill have each and every one of you on the news by next week!”

All in all, it mostly matches Brown’s account, except for the part where he said one cop told him: “Oh, you’re the guy who tried to get the mayor arrested. We definitely have to arrest you now.”

The report in full: