Around 2 a.m. Wednesday morning, in what police say was not a random incident, four armed men broke into a house on the 4200 block of Southern Avenue SE, held and beat the occupants and sexually assaulted one man. The weirdness just starts there. Later in the day, WUSA-TV reporter Bruce Johnson and photographer Danielle Gill visited the scene, preparing to do a segment on the attack. A woman emerges: “I asked you to leave, and I’m not going to say it again,” she tells them. “Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye!” And from there, you just need to watch the video and judge for yourself what constitutes acceptable behavior outside your own home-turned-crime-scene.

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Chef Geoff wishes Wilson Building protesters would be nicer (Loose Lips)

Bike advocates suspect cycletrack delay is due to air-quality review (WAMU-FM)

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Yellow Cab boss fears for its precious brand (WBJ)

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