(Rendering courtesy of D.C. United)

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: City Administrator Allen Lew said Wednesday that he expects to submit legislation paving the way for a $300 million soccer stadium deal to the D.C. Council no later than Friday. Recall that the legislation was originally supposed to be delivered by the end of 2013, and now recall that land negotiations are far from settled. Lew and Mayor Vincent C. Gray (D) admitted that the city has yet to come to terms with landowners including businessman Mark D. Ein, with Gray — unprompted — mentioning the prospect of an eminent domain fight. Said Lew, ” it’s kind of come to, I wouldn’t say a total stalemate, but we’re not in agreement on the numbers.”

In other news:

Gray expresses “regret” for trash-can fiasco; DPW chief takes blame for un-recycled cans (PostWAMU-FMDCistWJLA-TVWTTG-TVWRC-TV)

Trash-can contractor balked at rush job, e-mails show (Loose Lips)

The end of the paper Metro farecard is nigh (Dr. Gridlock)

After six years, Ethel Kennedy Bridge is finally dedicated (DofDWJLA-TVWUSA-TVWTOP)

Eric Holder was there. And Vince Gray. Fun times. (WJLA-TV)

Statehood activist Josh Burch is getting something done (Post column)

Insane ranking pegs D.C. as a bigger financial center than Shanghai (Wonkblog)

Park Morton shooting eyewitness: “The kids were crying but the guy didn’t care” (PostWNEW-FM)

What was this actor dude doing there? (D.C. Crime Stories)

Checking in with homeless families who, thanks to warmer weather, are no longer guaranteed housing (Housing Complex)

Kelvin Robinson will keep his D.C. Health Link job for now (DofD)

Stein Club won’t meet to formally endorse Muriel Bowser (Blade)

In praise of Judge James Boasberg’s gun ruling (Post editorial)

It’s individual investors, not big banks, financing the District’s restaurant boom (City Paper)

Fiscal 2015 budget will likely include hike in sidewalk cafe fees (DCist)

DDOT: No 16th Street bus lanes until 2016 at the earliest (WAMU-FM)

Pool season starts Saturday (PoPville)

The impending streetcar and old gentrification anxieties (WAMU-FM)

Health department refuses to endorse claims of a Northeast “cancer cluster” (WJLA-TV)

John Kelly wonders: Will the Spy Museum ruin Mount Vernon Square? (Post column)

Time for DCPS to end “revolving door” for principals, says Jonetta Rose Barras (Post column)

Charter board exec: “[P]rotecting a traditional school is no reason to keep a great charter school from opening its doors” (Post letter)

“Marketplace” creator J.J. Yore is WAMU’s new general manager (WAMU-FM releaseDCist)

A cry to “clean house” at Board of Elections (Blade column)

Ernest Johnson, failed 2010 mayoral candidate, says he’ll mount independent run for Ward 1 council seat (Loose Lips)

The Washington Monument elevator broke down again (WJLA-TVWRC-TVWTOP)

New bike-only signals debut along M Street cycletrack (WashCycle)

Jim Graham continues tilting at pop-ups (WTOP)

A second woman is slashed by mugger on Capitol Hill (Hill RagWJLA-TV)

Motorist who drive onto White House grounds may seek mental health evaluation (Post)

Shame on the Corcoran Gallery board (Post letter)

It’s true, motorcades are the worst (Dr. Gridlock)

Oh, VO (Loose Lips)