From elsewhere in The Post: What is the quirkiest thing your dad says? Does it compare to this?

“They shoot you in Vegas for that.”

From user engagement editor Jon DeNunzio: “When we played card games, my father used to correct my brother and me for etiquette mistakes (such as holding your cards under the table).”

Let us know your dad’s most quotable lines. Tweet them to @washingtonpost using the hashtag #stuffmydadsays.