What a twisted week we’ve just had. There was the implosion of David Petraeus’s career due to an affair with his buff biographer. And there was the overzealous FBI agent and the social-climbing reality television star who got the ball rolling.

President Obama showed some post-election swagger at his first press conference since March. And there were all those nutty petitions from people wanting to secede from the Union.

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan made excuses for their rejection at the polls. And more than a few of their fellow Republicans told them to stuff it. Oh, and an allegedly upstanding member of the Washington policy establishment used the word “poopy head.”

After that, there’s nothing left to say except sharpen your pixels and get crackin’.