This was a naughty -- and in one high-profile case, allegedly criminal -- week. A bank big wig cooled his heels in jail after allegedly attacking a maid in his hotel room on the East Coast, while it turned out that a former governor who recently split from his wife had had a kid on the side with the housekeeper on the West Coast. Two potential presidential candidates said no to campaign bids because the joys and paychecks of television were more appealing than chicken dinners, handshakes and glitter. Another fella who did threw his hat in the ring spent the past week trying to keep it there. And an Ivy League professor lost his mind talking about mascots, puppets, race and the president. As a result, this week’s p-Op quiz practically crackles. But will you pass?