Levi Johnston, one of the most famous baby daddies in the world, has a book coming out. No, it won’t come with crayons. Nor will it be made of that super thick paper they use for infant board books. This tome will be about his life with the family of Sarah Palin , the grandmother of Johnston’s son and the 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee turned best-selling author and reality television star who lives in a gilded prison constructed by Facebook, Twitter and Fox News.

Johnston’s eagerly anticipated book isn’t due to hit bookstores and begin its crawl up the Amazon best-seller list until September. But the cover is out. And don’t worry! He keeps his clothes on this time.