I always thought that my writing was beyond parody. But Stephen Colbert has proven me wrong.

Last night, he took my recent column on the political effects of declining crime and totally distorted its meaning in a most outrageous fashion. Suffice it to say that he is utterly ignorant of the complex sociological, historical, legal, economic,
 psychological and political trends of which I wrote, and that it’s no wonder that his career has topped out at making a ton of money hosting a funny TV show that everyone watches.

I am going to sue him for libel as soon as I can get my SuperPAC to pay for the lawyer.