Take a drink if he mentions that a majority of Republicans polled supports one of his policies.
Take a drink every time a TV commentator mentions that Joe Biden might be running for president.
Take a sip if the president says, “Let me be clear.” (Anything more than that would be dangerous.)
Take five drinks if he points to a polar bear he planted in the audience to illustrate the importance of addressing global warming.
Take a drink if the first lady is there and looks GREAT.
Take a drink if the president reads something written by a child.
Take a drink every time the camera focuses on two lawmakers of opposite parties sitting together. Take two if a TV commentator refers to this as “Date Night.”
Take a drink for every time the camera focuses on Ted Nugent.
Take a drink for every time the president lies. (You’ll know because someone in the audience will helpfully point it out.)