– Quietly picks up food from Chipotle. Headline: Out-of-Touch Hillary Slinks into Chiptole [sic], Leaves No Tip, Ignores the Very Workers She Claims to Support (actual coverage of yesterday’s Sunday shows);– Quietly picks up food from a Chipotle, leaves tip. Headline: Uber-Wealthy Hillary Leaves Pandering Tip at Chipotle, Something Most Regular People Do Not Do;– Boisterously enters Chipotle, meets workers. Headline: Hillary Disrupts Chipotle in Transparent Political Stunt, Costs Business Thousands of Dollars in Lost Revenue;– Caught eating somewhere other than Chipotle, but more expensive. Headline: Hillary Thinks She’s Too Good For Chipotle;– Caught eating somewhere other than Chipotle, but less expensive. Headline: Hillary Panders to the Poor, Forces Herself to Eat Unhealthy Meal, Her Age, Diet, and Mental Health Called into Question.
Polkey concludes his matrix with #lethereat. Yes, let Clinton eat. Not everything she does is calculated or a poll-tested piece of political theater. Sometimes road-trip hunger makes the call of the burrito bowl irresistible, so I hear. I’m more of a McDonald’s kinda guy.
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