John McCain hung out with a pig at the 2012 Congressional Pig Book release. (Michelle Fields (Twitter))

Here’s the short version: The senator was at a Citizens Against Government Waste event on Wednesday to promote the release of the 2012 Congressional Pig Book, an examination of government waste.

Luckily, the Daily Caller’s Michelle Fields (@MichelleFields) was able to snap this photo of McCain and the pig and post it on Twitter.

Don’t know about you, but we think there’s a caption in here someplace.

Submit your caption entry and recommend other entries that you like in the thread below. You can put words in McCain’s mouth or the pig’s — or just comment on the scene.

We’ll round up the best and feature them on the site. Good luck!

Here are some of our favorites so far. We’ll keep adding, so keep submitting.

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