Do the Marines know what they’re getting into? Do they really want movie stars as dates?
But he’s certainly welcome. Marine units across the country host their own balls each November to celebrate the anniversary of the corps’ founding — a great chance, said Quantico’s 1st Lt. Brian Villiard, “to experience Marine Corps history, and tradition. . . for anyone who’s not familiar with that type of thing.” OK, but . . . we're warning you: Celebrities have a way of sucking up all the oxygen. You don’t want this to go the way of the White House Correspondents’ dinner.
“We really hope everyone expects this isn’t a publicity thing,” said Villiard. “The Birthday Ball will be the Birthday Ball, and it’s about the Marine Corps birthday.”