Charlie Sheen poses with Ryan Zimmerman. (Charlie Sheen via Twitter)

Charlie Sheen post-scripts

• Guess who got a high-speed police escort to Constitution Hall Tuesday night? Sheen arrived from L.A. late, and his SUV (going 80 mph, according to his picture posted on Twitter) was surrounded front and rear by two police cars with flashing lights. “We ran more red lights than Brooke Mueller heading to a pawn shop,” Sheen told the Daily Caller. On Wednesday, police spokeswoman Gwendolyn Crump told our colleague Paul Duggan the matter is under investigation. (Read about Charlie Sheen’s D.C. show.)

• Injured Nats player Ryan Zimmerman apparently gave Sheen a tour of the team’s locker room Wednesday, reports our colleague Cindy Boren. Another picture, this time with Zimmerman wearing a dubious shirt and this tweet from Sheen: “thank u DC! awesome night! epic day. the Warlock with the Zim! Nats park a beauty! and TZ is a Rock Star, NOT TMZ.”