Charlie Sheen, with Tuscaloosa Mayor Walt Maddox, on his goodwill tour of tornado damage. (Robert Sutton/ AP)

Charlie Sheen has been talking to a lot of TV reporters — but he’s got standards when it comes to print. The Warlock told Vanity Fair he would consent to an interview in exchange for “a million dollars and story approval,” the magazine reports. Editors said no thanks, and wrote a story about him anyway, sans interview.

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have released the names of their newborn twins. And you just knew they were going to be good, right? The boy is Moroccan Cannon, and the girl is Monroe Cannon.