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Russell Simmons claims that Bill Cosby told him to “get the [expletive] out of my face” at a recent awards-show run-in — but that, you know, Simmons respects that. The music mogul wrote on his blog that since he had previously quibbled with Cosby over the comic's critiques of hip-hop culture, he was eager to make nice with Cosby when he ran into him at a Jackie Robinson Foundation event. Not only did Cosby curse him out, though, he gave Simmons a “straight up old school pre b-boy” shoulder-shove as Simmons tried to walk past. “I then loved him even more,” Simmons wrote on “He’s from the same hood I’m from, just got a lucky break like me.” Through his rep, Cosby told us, “I don't want to discuss it.”

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