Former New Jersey Gov. James E. McGreevey during his 2008 divorce trial. (Patti Sapone/ AP)

• The New York Post reports that Jim McGreevey’s bid to become an Episcopalian priest has been put on hold. The former New Jersey governor — who resigned in 2004 after admitting to an extramarital affair with a male staffer — entered seminary studies three years ago. Sources told the Post the church wanted to put more distance between McGreevey’s future ordination and his acrimonious divorce from Dina Matos.

Levi Johnston has signed a deal with Simon & Schuster to publish his memoirs in the fall. Wanna hear the title? “Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs.” Publishing house reps are calling it the story of “a misunderstood boy figuring out how to be a man and father after being thrust into the spotlight.” Probably means he and Bristol are definitely not getting back together again.