George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis in happier times. (Andrew Medichini/ AP)

Split: George Clooney, 50, and Elisabetta Canalis, 32, the most recent of his lovely, unfamous, two-year girlfriends. The movie star and the Italian TV personality dispensed with everything in a civilized joint statement to reporters Wednesday: “We are not together anymore. It’s very difficult and very personal, and we hope everyone can respect our privacy.”