Pattinson and Stewart in happier times, two weeks ago. (Michael Buckner/Getty Images for Lionsgate)

Stewart’s agonized apology (“this momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life”) was also noteworthy in that she’d previously barely acknowledged that she’s dating her “Twilight” co-star. An apology was also issued to People magazine by Sanders, who directed her in “Snow White and the Huntsman.” Everyone here needs to get out more and meet new people, don’t you think?

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