View Photo Gallery: Who’s still married these days in Hollywood anyway? We survey the breakups that astounded us, and the relationships that are still standing as of Monday evening.

Separating: Danny DeVito, 67, and Rhea Perlman, 64, his rep confirmed to “Entertainment Tonight” — and yes, this cataclysm does feel like the Al and Tipper of the sitcom world, doesn’t it? The diminutive comedians (both said to be about 5 foot tall, give or take an inch) have been married for 30 years, together for 42, during which she won four Emmys for “Cheers” and he won one for “Taxi”; they also shared the successful production company behind “Pulp Fiction” and “Erin Brockovich.” Three grown children. No explanations. (Charming videos of the couple in happier times at Celebritology.)

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