Steve Martin and Anne Stringfield in 2009. (Michael Buckner/Getty Images)

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A baby, to Steve Martin and his wife, Anne Stringfield. The New York Post reported Wednesday that the comedian became a first-time dad at age 67 sometime in December, and the couple has now confirmed their new parental status — but that’s all we’re getting out of them. Boy? Girl? Name? They’re not saying. Well, good for them, anyway. He and Stringfield, a former New Yorker writer, wed in 2007.

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