(Jeff Haynes/Reuters)

“His hair will turn gray, like Jay Leno’s.”

Rod Blagojevich’s longtime barber, Peter Vodovoz, predicting in an interview with the Associated Press how the disgraced ex-governor of Illinois will look three months into the prison term he started last week. It seems that Blago has long relied on dye to maintain his black tresses, but hair coloring is not allowed at the federal pen in Colorado. Vodovoz says he reassured the pol, “There’s no media, so don’t worry.”