Jason Segel in New York City last month. (Lucas Jackson/Reuters)

“I am a little occupied at the moment, but perhaps someday I can help you forget Sarah Marshall.”

Hillary Clinton to actor Jason Segel, mock-rejecting his mock-wish to co-star in a movie with her. The “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” star had bantered in interviews about how he’d love to play opposite the secretary of state; she responded with an awfully cute letter, later released to Politico. (What, has she decided to start creating her own Hillary Clinton memes now?)