Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, Jason Bonham and John Paul Jones in New York Tuesday. (Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)


“Seems pretty unlikely, doesn’t it?”

Jimmy Page to the umpteenth reporter who asked him if Led Zeppelin are reuniting, noting that, well, you bloody well would have heard about it by now if they were, wouldn’t you? At least he was nice: When an AP reporter at the same New York press conference (unveiling a new concert film) asked if they were thinking about getting back together, Robert Plant snapped that “we’ve been thinking about all sorts of things” and then called him a “schmuck.”

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