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“I sucked in the smell of her perfume, Viva La Juicy, and was swept away. La Juicy was part of my oxygen supply even for the year and a half we were apart. ”

Levi Johnston in another swooningly romantic passage about Bristol Palin from his new memoir “Deer in the Headlights.” Did we say it’s terrible? It’s great. He also shares that their song was “Far Away” by Nickelback. We’ll bring you more good parts as we get to them.

Next: Levi Johnston on his hockey hair, 9/21/11

Previously: Levi Johnston on Bristol, “the sun of my life,” 9/19/11