“She was the sun of my life. We became secret camping lovers, scraping gnarly gnats off our lips before we kissed.”

 -- Levi Johnston on ex-girlfriend Bristol Palin in his surprisingly romantic (if unsurprisingly terrible) new memoir. Oh, and there’s more of that where it comes from. See excerpts from “Deer in the Headlights” at Political Bookworm.

We’re bringing you more great excerpts as we get to them.

Next: Levi Johnston on the scent of a lady, 9/20/11