Martin Short, center, with Goldie Hawn and fellow actor Richard Kind — and you totally see the resemblance now, don’t you? — at the Bloomberg/Vanity Fair party after the WHCA dinner in April. (Dimitrios Kambouris/VF12/WireImage)


“So I go up to Richard Kind, and I put my arms around him and go “Oooh, Papa’s gained a little weight, hasn’t he?” Turns around, it’s not Richard Kind, it’s David Axelrod.”

(Charles Dharapak/AP)

(Video: Martin Short on David Letterman)

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