Meghan McCain, on how America would be different if her father had been elected president in 2008, in a new interview in the April issue of Playboy. Oh, be quiet, you: The photo, above, is the only one of her in the magazine. She does, however, mull the classic concern of Playmates past: Turn-ons and turn-offs. “I went on a date, like, a week ago, and the guy just wanted to talk policy and strategy the entire time. Talk about a mood killer. . . If he can make me laugh, I don’t care if he looks like Zach Galifianakis; it’s an instant turn-on.”