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“I know sex has occurred in the White House. Just not with me.”

Rashida Jones when asked by Playboy if she and Obama speechwriter Jon Favreau ever, you know, did it at his office while they were dating. “Oh my God, no,” the actress said. “I mean, have you been to the White House? People are sitting around watching you from every angle... They’re protecting our nation.”