— David Jaroslawicz, a lawyer for San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker, on Rihanna, by way of explaining to the New York Post why a Manhattan nightclub should have known better than to admit the singer’s two ex-boyfriends, Chris Brown and Drake. Parker is suing W.i.P. for $20 million because of an eye injury he incurred as a bystander when the hip-hop stars’ entourages started a bottle-throwing brawl. Oh, so it’s her fault? Let the record state that Rihanna was not on the scene that night.